0 Editors' Note

Volume XVI; November 2011

Welcome to yet another issue of N-Zine, the No Nonsense Entertainment Magazine. Another issue full of some really great penmanship by our excellent contributors without whom there is no N-Zine!! This time we are not following any particular theme. 

So enjoy this issue and if you want to share any feedback or if you want to contribute to N-Zine, do write in to us at nzinemag@gmail.com

The Zineouses

Editorial team

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1 If you wish to discover meaning...

“It is two and a half years since you retired.” Lulu, my parrot, observed.

“So? What are you trying to say?” I asked.

“Oh, how time flies!” Lulu said eating guava.

“Yes indeed. Time flies. Perhaps faster than light. I had thought that the pace of my life will slow down after retirement, but not a bit.”

“Life does not slow down, people do.” Lulu handed down a gem of wisdom.

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0 Remembering

You meet them once and their image glued to your memory,
Not once but even after tremendous efforts, it stays.
What was it exactly? Love? Infatuation? Just like?

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0 Dial M-M-M-M for Sports Marketing

Jerry Maguire. No, the movie did not "have me at hello", but the movie had me right here when Jerry delivers these lines:  "I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game *featuring you*, while singing your own song in a new commercial, *starring you*, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens."

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0 The Wash Effect

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0 The Book on the Shelf

Every time Kamla, the maid used to pick the duster (a rugged piece of cloth) to clean the shelf, the faint glimmer of the golden thread outlining the cover of a book would arrest my attention. The book was a gift from a distant relative of mine and it has held its bastions on that prestigious shelf ever since.

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0 I D 10 T

You've got the I... D... Ten... Tee
Yeah the I... D... Ten... Tee
That's the worst thing that cud be
Cuz its the I... D... Ten... Tee
Wondering what it could be??
then just write down the I... D... Ten... Tee

ID10T

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